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HATE SONG DEDICATIONS

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We all know about love song dedications.
You know, those late night, lovelorn requests for tragic, tacky tunes that act as
equally tragic declarations of love.

Not many of us normal people have much use for Love Song Dedications.
They're fun to listen to in a cab on the way home when we're drunk and sentimental. But usually we just laugh. Or switch station.

Maybe that's because we just think we're too cool for school. Maybe we're all bitter and twisted and don't believe in love. Maybe we just don't LIKE Mariah and Shania and Leanna and all those other lame-os who have ‘crossed over' from their hobo Nashville backgrounds to croon pathetically about luuurve.

Maybe love songs are just mostly crap.

But you know what mostly ISN'T crap?

HATE SONGS!!!!

And that's what we'd like to make our semi-pro radio show all about.

Enough of all this airy fairy schmaltz. Let's make a show for all those angry motherf*ckers out there who have a bit of ANGST they want to share.

Let's make a show that appeals to the secretary who hates her fat, arse-grabbing boss.
The dude who hates his bitchface ex (who only got hot AFTER dumping him).
And anyone else, basically, who is feeling a little less than loving.

Apart from being satisfying for those who need to vent, our proposed show
"HATE SONG DEDICATIONS" would be highly amusing for us.
Let's face it, angry people are funny.
And angry songs are awesome.

So let's say no to Whitney and yes to Nine Inch Nails.
Say no to I-will-always-love-you and YES to I-hate-everything-about-you.
Say no to Richard Mercer and yes to Merciless Rich (your host for the evening).

We will not disappoint.

Ahhh all you need is hate.